for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.
hey this is a neat blog! gonna follow i-
but who are you
“no,” I whisper absently to my computer screen while browsing through pictures of attractive people. protesting against their angelic features, I sigh vehemently, “just stop that.” but they don’t stop. they continue to be attractive and I continue to morph into a sack of potatoes.
Victoria Beckham cannot be bothered with dancing.
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
#anyone else remember staying up till six in the goddamn morning to click on one of these fuckers?
#anyone else remember thinking we were all gonna get addicted to this shit?
I woke up at 3 am for that fucking quill
I stayed up til 7am and had a panic attack cause I forgot I had adblock on.
simultaneously the best and worst nights of my life
- Expecting parents
3. people who play a lot of role playing games
do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means
We probably just all sound like pirates.
if we mutually follow each other there’s a 134% chance that i’m in love with you
i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet