At 7-11 earlier
  • Cashier: Yes ma'am?
  • Me: -hands money- I'd like a Sherlock, please.
  • Cashier: ...
  • Me: ...
  • Cashier: ...
  • Me: ... Slurpee, I mean. I'd like a Slurpee, please.

OMG

that wasn’t as scary as I thought it would be 

I was laughing throught the whole exorcism

What. a. sassy. demon



cancel my subscription, because I am DONE with your issues

#i’ll try to say this with a straight face


souralpha:

laughing so hard omg

souralpha:

laughing so hard omg


I think it’s nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry.

lets-die-laughing:

furryofdancingflames:

vandorwolf:

dietpunkfics:

ckents:

Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education.

#good old voldy

How very thoughtful of him!

And, yet, Harry drops out and never finishes school…

Dammit Harry! Voldemort did not want this for your future.

Voldemort is judging you and your life choices, Harry.


daaaaaaaaaaaaaaalek:

sirthomasoftardis:

#DALEKS DO NOT NEED DOORS #DALEKS CREATE THEIR OWN DOORS

#SWAG

daaaaaaaaaaaaaaalek:

sirthomasoftardis:

#DALEKS DO NOT NEED DOORS #DALEKS CREATE THEIR OWN DOORS

#SWAG


When people talk about Tumblr in public…

sodamnrelatable:


thebeaver:

“It’s funny. You don’t know what’s going to be in your room until you see it. And then you realize it could never have been anything else.”

#fun fact the doctor’s room was just a burning pile of bowties


spiffyingthrough-timeandspace:

What if the doctor’s name was actually sweetie so that’s why River always says hello sweetie and the doctors name isn’t actually that pwerful at all he’s just ashamed because he’s called sweetie


simplyweasel:

omfgjs

ME




takingthetardistopigfarts:

Orlando.
Your face. 

takingthetardistopigfarts:

Orlando.

Your face. 


blaine-anderson:

i wonder if tom hanks just writes “t hanks” in his thank you cards like it’s a message and signature all in one