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certifiedfaggot:

crumbelievable:

do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation


uries:

inglorioustechnicolor:

I am the kid that clicks all of your read mores. If it shows up on my dash, I will click it to find out if something is wrong or awesome. I may not always respond because I might not know what to say, but just know that someone is reading them.

#i am watching you


Reblog if I can go to your inbox, completely skip all the awkwardness, and just start rambling about my favorite historical figure/fictional character

lord-kitschener:

Always.

Also, anyone who reblogs this from me has accepted the same agreement.


  • me: time to do some writing
  • brain: NO
  • me:
  • brain:
  • me:
  • brain:
  • me: ahh bed finally
  • brain: TIME TO PRODUCE INTELLIGENT SENTENCES AND WITTY BANTER

thebloodbath:

do you ever send an ask to a blog you really like

then panic because you know that you sounded like an idiot


chekhovs: #they’re taking the hobbits to isengard-gard-ga-ga-gard #tell me where’s gandalf for i much desire to speak with him #tell me where’s gandalf for i much desire to speak with him #a balrog of morgoth #what did you say #a balrog of morgoth #what did you say

chekhovs:

#they’re taking the hobbits to isengard-gard-ga-ga-gard #tell me where’s gandalf for i much desire to speak with him #tell me where’s gandalf for i much desire to speak with him #a balrog of morgoth #what did you say #a balrog of morgoth #what did you say


  • me: okay its time to be productive today
  • me: let me just go on tumblr first
  • me: well its getting late i should probably get to bed

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getalifenow:

when you see a graphic so perfect that you think to yourself ‘what am I even doing with my life’ and you want to delete your photoshop, burn everything and cry because you’re not quality at all



Now that’s the stuff that dreams are made of.


Sometimes I just talk to myself in English.