thewindstandsfair:

Disney Who: Hercules & River/Doctor Parallels

The beloved hero + the evil villain + the female pawn + destruction by seduction + the hero’s downfall + the ultimate sacrifice + the saving of her spirit.


productiveslacker:

Vinny Santorini (Atlantis: the Lost Empire) // We done a lot of things we’re not proud of. Robbing graves, eh, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

I love Vinny


splashmama:

catbountry:

racebentdisney:

coelasquid:

snoozlebee:

leidis:

penciltests:

“Lilo and Stitch” 2002

Deleted Scene

Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.

IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND

I desperately need to understand

WHY

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

Was this scene cut from the movie??!!

Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people??  The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??

The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.

No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know. 

oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY

It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)

Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.

I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!

This shit is hilarious, too.

NO WAIT SHIT

I GET IT NOW

I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY

SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING

IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS

HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS


pollums:

typette:

I remember posting somewhere once in a thread about why girls aren’t exploited in animation anymore where some guy said, “all the disney girls are drawn to be generally attractive, but I don’t think there are any eye-candy men… or are there? Are there any Disney men that lots of girls like?” and I mentioned Roger. Tons of girls replied agreeing with me and the original guy was like “wait, Roger? from 101 Dalmatians? What’s attractive about him, he’s tall and lanky and has a big nose, he isn’t muscley at all! Wouldn’t you all prefer Gaston or something? Or do you girls think his big nose is indicative of something else?” and I was like “no, you idiot, he’s a silly, goofy guy who likes animals and can play a bunch of instruments, that’s why he’s attractive. What’s the matter with you? Gaston, seriously?”

This is why we need more girls in animation. And more guys like Roger apparently. 

to think it took me 2 decades of my life to understand my feelings for Roger

that i want to and have always wanted to fuck him in the ass


Track Title: Disney Mambo No. 5

Artist: Lou Bega

Album: Radio Disney Jams Vol. 2

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Disney Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of…) - Lou Bega


Visually breathtaking Disney movies:
4/?? - Treasure Planet


50 Favorite Songs in No Order (#23)→ Go the Distance; Hercules
“I have often dreamed of a far off place, where a great warm welcome would be waiting for me, where the crowds will cheer, when they see my face, and a voice keeps saying, ‘this is where I’m meant to be.’”


enjaytee:

lyokofan97:

spookyunfler:

lucyndareadsspookystories:

metallikato:

deepclaw:

sane-as-a-starkid:

dapper-darling:

disneycrossover:

If Harry Potter was made into a Disney movie [x]

Harry (Eric), Hermione (Belle), and Ron (Hercules) in Hogsmeade


PERFECTION


Luna (Rupunzel)

Oh….Oh my god….Plz? I really would read this fic. I’d probably read more disney fics if they had fantastic setting/plot ideas LIKE THIS ONE.


Bellatrix Lestrange (Mother Gothel) 

VOLDEMORT

VOLDEMORT

dOES THAT MEAN ARIEL IS GINNY?

Voldemort LOL

VOLDEMORT 

enjaytee:

lyokofan97:

spookyunfler:

lucyndareadsspookystories:

metallikato:

deepclaw:

sane-as-a-starkid:

dapper-darling:

disneycrossover:

If Harry Potter was made into a Disney movie [x]

Harry (Eric), Hermione (Belle), and Ron (Hercules) in Hogsmeade

PERFECTION

Luna (Rupunzel)

Oh….Oh my god….Plz? I really would read this fic. I’d probably read more disney fics if they had fantastic setting/plot ideas LIKE THIS ONE.

Bellatrix Lestrange (Mother Gothel) 

VOLDEMORT

VOLDEMORT

dOES THAT MEAN ARIEL IS GINNY?

Voldemort LOL

VOLDEMORT 


kixxarse:

Mean Princesses by ~Cahnartist

kixxarse:

Mean Princesses by ~Cahnartist


stillyourcharm:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF

stillyourcharm:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIF


Best disney quotes of all timePart 1.



justtouchedawkwardly:

How can a gif spit on my favourite movie ever, yet make me laugh so much.


One Woman A Cappella Disney Medley

86 days, 30+ looks/characters, 13 main songs, 13 “quoted” songs, 1 month to edit, recorded and edited by herself. Make up and costumes done by herself.


Track Title: Go The Distance

Artist: Roger Bart

Album: Hercules Soundtrack

tvaddicted:

zoelawfords:

fuckyeahdisneysongs:

Go The Distance - Hercules