December 2011
30 tags
stormcloak:
Tumblr, I’m going to knee you in your figurative nuts if you keep giving me that pop-up about Missing-E.
Whenever I want to start homework
Tumblr: Get in loser we're going blogging
“yo ho, yo ho! a pirate’s life for me,” i whisper as i download music and videos illegally.
bellatrixareforkids:
so earlier i was looking at some ron caps for a graphic when i noticed something strange
uh huh right right
ok
wait what the fuck is that in the corner
hOLY SHIT
o hmy god???
I WANT TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE
So I have a few new followers I haven't properly...
staysandstories:
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
new year's eve 2008: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2009 is better
new year's eve 2009: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2010 is better
new year's eve 2010: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2011 is better
new year's eve 2011: this was the worst year ever, i hope 2012 is better
1 tag
godtiermomlalonde:
have you ever been in someones ask just like staring at it ready to talk to them but then you’re just like “wow they’re so cool and i’m not fuck ok” and then just exit out
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
Yo Mamma's so fat that even Azazel couldn't put...
sexually-aggressive-cas:
armydoctorcastiel:
people-all-grow-up-to-die:
I AM CRYING
OH SWEET LORD
THIS IS THE BEST
OH MY GOD
1 tag
The thing is, my posts are rarely on queue. If you see me posting/reblogging something 24/7 it’s probably because I’m actually there the entire time.
6 tags
1 tag
pezberrry:
the only reason I don’t kill everybody is because there is no wifi in jail
10 tags
1 tag
walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!
1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
4) What do you think about most?
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
6) Do you sleep with or without on?
7) What's your strangest talent?
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
11) Do you have any strange phobias?
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
13) What's your religion?
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
17) What was the last lie you told?
18) Do you believe in karma?
19) What does your URL mean?
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
21) Who is your celebrity crush?
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
23) How do you vent your anger?
24) Do you have a collection of anything?
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
28) What's your biggest "what if"?
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast?
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
36) Define: Art.
37) Do you believe in luck?
38) What's the weather like right now?
39) What time is it?
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
41) What was the last book you read?
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
43) Do you have any nicknames?
44) What was the last movie you saw?
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
48) What's your sexual orientation?
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
50) Do you believe in magic?
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
52) What is your astrological sign?
53) Do you save money or spend it?
54) What's the last thing you purchased?
55) Love or lust?
56) In a relationship?
57) How many relationships have you had?
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
59) Where were you yesterday?
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
61) Are you wearing socks right now?
62) What's your favorite animal?
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
64) Where is your best friend?
65) Spit or swallow?(;
66) What is your heritage?
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
77) How can I win your heart?
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
80) What size shoes do you where?
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
82) What is your favorite word?
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.
84) What is a saying you say a lot?
85) What's the last song you listened to?
86) Basic question: what's your favorite color/colors?
87) What is your current desktop picture?
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
98) Ever been on a plane?
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
straight guys: boobs are great
gay guys: boobs are great
straight girls: boobs are great
gay girls: boobs are great
Sherlock: I think I may have deleted boobs.
do you ever hate a pairing so much that you blacklist their portmanteau and every variation of a x b ab b x a ba and then like individual people’s ship tags
2 tags
Doctor Who giveaway!
bowtiesandbamfs:
Doctor Who giveaway!
Includes:
Weeping Angel notebook (blank)
Three Doctor Who books (Stone Rose, The Nightmare of Black Island & The Art of Destruction)
Four posters (from Doctor Who Adventures, so they’re just paper.)
Turns out I can ship internationally. So yeah.
You only have to reblog this post. Reblog as many times as you want, just don’t do it over and over...
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
me: dishonor
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
“I would like to be friends with this person,” I say as I continue to not talk to them but instead like every single one of their posts.
4 tags
cousin: loser. you have no friends. all you do is get on the internet.
me: I AM INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS OKAY I DON'T SEE YOU HAVING FRIENDS FROM SINGAPORE, AUSTRALIA, CANADA, KOREA, THAILAND, GERMANY, FRANCE, NARNIA, MEXICO, BULGARIA LKAJSDLKJASFLKSJDGLKSDF
1 tag
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
ask-angelamelinda:
redvines-nick:
double dare you too, mate.
3 tags
Erica Durance as ... Wonder Woman! →
Fuck Yeah, Winterfell!: elissaofwhiterun: Sophie... →
ladysansaofwinterfell:
sweetdreamr:
elissaofwhiterun:
Sophie Turner’s stalker is back
and he’s getting severely graphic
https://twitter.com/#!/Kurtshiner4
please report him to twitter, he needs to stop this. Sophie has tweeted its all in hand (I hope to God she’s gone to the authorities) but we need to get this…
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I’m really appalled at this. What a creepshow. No girl...
everyone: it's just a book
you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
