i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in
goddamn i would lose so much money
movies that need to happen: Black Widow (2014)
“Do you know what it’s like to be unmade?”
You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
did that guy shave his legs in a swirly fashion
reblogging for the legs
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish
what the hell is happening to jaden smith
hes probably grounded
Bone cancer shown on skull
just so we’re clear:
- getting called out for doing something shitty is not the same as “getting hate”
- if someone is telling you that you did something shitty, they are not criticizing you as a person
- messing up does not make you an irredeemably awful human being
- but how you respond to criticism can be a pretty good indicator of your awfulness
so i put my school up for sale on a real estate website and they found it because people kept trying to buy it and i’m in major like possible expulsion trouble and my mum’s reaction to this news was ‘well will they let you keep the money’
We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down.
I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.
My parents are awesome.
I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.
But what if you invite a friend over one day, and they walk over this spot on the floor and get stuck? Like how terrifying would that be?
i pray for a future where there is complete equality across the globe also free shipping